This Is The Way It Is

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I’ve begun to notice more and more of us ladies are choosing to live with all male roommates..

..I personally think this is a fantastic idea. Almost every girl I work with, including myself, is flying solo over 4 or 5 men.. so when we come to the bar we have a perfect balance of testosterone and estrogen. This makes for a very pleasant workspace.

Not only has it made my relationships with other women stronger, but it’s like a built in security system around my house. When I got out at 3AM yesterday and a creepy bum followed me home, I just woke Max up, who proceeded to chase this man down the street. (Double plus plus plus, I don’t have any chores except for dishes).


(Source: penishole)

My period will now be called shark week.

My period will now be called shark week.


(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)

The First Movie You Think Of:


01. JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Brokeback Mountain

02. KIRSTEN DUNST: The Virgin Suicides

03. JOHNNY DEPP: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

04. LINDSAY LOHAN: Mean Girls

05. ORLANDO BLOOM: The Lord of the Rings

06. JENNIFER ANISTON: Office Space

07. JIM CARREY: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

08. CAMERON DIAZ: There’s Something About Mary

09. OWEN WILSON: Bottle Rocket / The Royal Tenenbaums

10. REESE WITHERSPOON: Election

11. BEN STILLER: Happy Gilmore

12. MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL: Secretary

13. BRAD PITT: Legends of the Fall

14. SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Ghost World

15. EDDIE MURPHY: Raw

16. WINONA RYDER: Edward Scissorhands

17. LEONARDO DICAPRIO: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

18. UMA THURMAN: Pulp Fiction

19. ADAM SANDLER: Happy Gilmore / Billy Madison

20. RACHEL MCADAMS: Mean Girls

21. BILL MURRAY: Stripes / What About Bob?

22. JULIA ROBERTS: Pretty Woman

23. VINCE VAUGHN: Jurassic Park II, The Lost World

24. NATALIE PORTMAN: Closer

25. JUDE LAW: Enemy at the Gates

26. NICOLE KIDMAN: Eyes Wide Shut

27. ASHTON KUTCHER: Dude Where’s My Car?

28: DAKOTA FANNING: I Am Sam

29. JOSH HARTNETT: Pearl Harbor

30. CHRISTINA RICCI: Casper

31. COLIN FARRELL: Tigerland

32. HALLE BERRY: Monster’s Ball

33. SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT: American Pie

34. ANGELINA JOLIE: Girl, Interrupted

35. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE: Jackass

36. KATE HUDSON: Almost Famous

37. TOM CRUISE: Rain Man

38. KEIRA KNIGHTLY: Domino

39. EDWARD NORTON: American History X

40. PENELOPE CRUZ: Blow

(Source: no-amor)

MIDWEST REPRESENT

MIDWEST REPRESENT

billkahler:

Mom’s On Facebook.

(Source: nickyancy)


I used to have a tamagotchi that my brother and I named “Pyss”. 

I used to have a tamagotchi that my brother and I named “Pyss”. 

TRUTH.

TRUTH.

(Source: lauraolin)

Photos of phone sex operators. this is who you talk sexy times to.

Photos of phone sex operators.

this is who you talk sexy times to.

(Source: natashavc)